What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Polar opposites.
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?