What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Three blind mice.
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What kind of books do boats write?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?