What is a cat's favorite math problem?
A box and whisker plot.
Why do kittens know so much about church?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?