Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Because it was on a roll.
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?