Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
She was playing by ear.
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Which fast food place wins every race?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why did the cat study medicine?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?