Why do legumes gossip so much?
They want to spill the beans.
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Where do kittens go to school?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What do jokesters study in college?
What insect runs away from everything?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?