What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
A cloud.
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why are players messy eaters?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What playground game do rabbits dominate?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?