What does one piece of bread say to the other?
You are my butter half.
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Which insect makes the best father?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What did the sick chicken say?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What did the eggs say after a long breakfast shift?