What's the most fitting holiday for a new baby?
Delivery Day.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What's a pig's favorite way to cook breakfast?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
How do musicians impress a crowd on St. Patrick's Day?
I used to be addicted to not showering.