Why did the cow start practicing mindfulness?
She wanted to be in a better moo-d.
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Which fast food place wins every race?
Why did the puppy struggle in class?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do parents say when they clean their kids' rooms?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?