Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
She was getting too Sirius®.
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do elves learn in school?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?