A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
A lamborghini.
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What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why is the frog great at gardening?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why do plants hate algebra?