How can you tell warmer days are coming?
People start to spring forward.
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why is money so hard to argue with?