What do you call a retired vegetable?
A has-bean.
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do you call a hippie's spouse?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
How did the geologist get down the mountain?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why do fish live in salt water?