Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
They don't want to knock on wood.
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?