What dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What bird do golfers like best?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What's the most athletic kind of shoe?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why did the hill do so well in math class?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Where do polar bears vote?
What's the scariest letter?