What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
A petticoat.
Why was the fish so smart?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?