What's a duck's favorite TV show?
The Feather Forecast.
Why did the cheese avoid the slicer?
Why are stones so good at music?
Which celebrity always lights up the room?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why did the bee get promoted?