Why did electricity win the race?
Because it can run at the speed of light.
How do billboards talk?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why is a computer so smart?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What does winter fat turn into?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?