Why did the picture go to jail?
It was framed.
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?