My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
That's when I realized he was the favorite twin.
Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue alone?
Why did Grandma stop bringing side dishes?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why did the barber win the race?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?