Why did mom get breakfast in bed?
She rules the toast.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do you call a perfect day on a mountain?
Why are pirates such good singers?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Which president sounds like spare change?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?