What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Wonky.
Why did the milking stool stay so simple?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
When should you start writing a book?