Why did the kid try to draw with a candy bar?
He thought it was chalk-o-late.
What pizza always makes the cheer squad?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Are baby skunks adorable?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?